Brown Shoe

What is Brown Shoe?


1.

substitute for bless you, used only after the first sneeze.

since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.

if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~

they: ahhhhhh-chooo!

you: brown shoe

they: thank you

other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)

See sneeze, bless, comedy, prank


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