What is Brown Spalding?
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A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.
Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an
Alabama hot pocket ?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
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