Brown Spalding

What is Brown Spalding?

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A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?

Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

See shit, scat, dirty sanchez, rusty trombone, alabama hot pocket
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