What is Brown Starfish?
1.
1) asshole in need of washing; so dirty the skin becomes permanently brown
2) an asshole that is unsafe to fuck; puts you at very high risk for
If not for her brown starfish, she would have felt my love in a whole new way
2.
a dirty anus; opposite of
We were going to go for a drive down H-Highway, but a brown starfish in the road put an abrupt end to our journey