Brown Submarine

What is Brown Submarine?


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A feacal deposit left in the toilet bowl following an unsuccessful flush. Due to the density of human excreta these visual obscenities usually reside at periscope depth. Simple post-flush checks by the degenerates that leave them behind would render the Brown Submarine a thing of the past.

Bridge Officer: Captain! Bearing 030 off the starboard bow. Brown Submarine!

Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...

Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.

Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.

See night watchman, turd, floater, poo, stool


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