What is Brown Tail?
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The little string of poo that is half in your butt and half out after going #2. Usually caused by premature clinching of the ass muscles before everything is completely evacuated. It resembles as small brown tail, especially when you "wag" it trying to get it to fall off. Leads to
Hal: "Dude, I took a massive dump about 2 feet long, but was left with a brown tail."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."
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Means the same as effing (fucking), but has 'jeffing' on the end, for no other reason than it rhyming rather well.
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Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry)
" God you seem stressed have you been making..
