Brown Tefillin

What is Brown Tefillin?

To take a crap on someone's hand and forehead. The scatalogical version of the orthodox religious practice.

"I got a brown tefillin when all I really wanted was a hug!"

See brown, orthodox, prayer, pray, shit, scheiße, scat, scatalogical

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