What is Brown Thong?
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When someone stands outside of a bathroom waiting for a person who just finished having an abundant splatterfest of a shit...As the soon to be victim is in their presence, the attacker sneakily proceeds to give them a wedgie that goes so deep in their asshole, that it stains their underwear with brown and crusty remnants.
Joel: Holy fuck, did you hear or see what happened to Ed today?
Kori: Who didn't? You could smell, see, and hear him around every corner...
Joel: Yeah, someone left clothing particles in his anal stench cavity...Whoever did it, pulled a quick brown thong on him!
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