Brown Trumpet

What is Brown Trumpet?

Extended loud farting.

After an eclectic mix of burritos and sushi-Bill treated the passengers in his car to a most pungent and audible concert

featuring his BROWN TRUMPET.The window locks were applied.

See farting, crude, asshole

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