Brown Wings

What is Brown Wings?


1.

Brown wings are an honour bestowed to a good chap who has had anal sex with a female (human).

Brown wings have an 'expiry time' of twelve months and are revoked after that period unless you keep up your 'air-time'. This constitutes at least one trip up bourneville boulevard from the initial date that you joined the Brown Squadron. Failure to do so will see you grounded,and no airman wishes that upon himself. Sticking your finger up her bum does not qualify you as a holder of brown wings, you will only be ranked as air cadet for this particular feat.

2.

To experience anal sex for the first time

"I got my brown wings with Sarah the other night"

See BM

3.

To have had anal sex, generally hetrosexual.

Dude, I just earnt my brown wings with my girlfriend last night, she was so shocked when I put it in her arse.

See anal sex, buttseks

4.

An "honour" bestowed on somebody who has just had anal sex for the first time.

Similar turn of phrase to when pilots are awarded their wings for flying solo for the first time.

"I fucked that slut Jane last night, she wanted it up the arse"

"Congratulations mate, you know have your brown wings"

See backdoor, anal, poop shoot, hershey highway, jockey

5.

Term for anal Sex.

Generally speaking it involves any form of anal penetration with the penis.

One can either be the Pilot (giver) or the plane (reciever)

Generally speaking, being the "plane" is a derocitory term used in adolensant hetrosexual males

Use of Brown wings is more commanly reserved to males

Person1: Hey buddy, I just got my brown wings

Person2: Yeah, but you were the plane!

Person1: No way, pilot all the way, and with a chick!

See anal, sex, bumlove, uncomfortable, brownhole, anus

6.

A person who has had anal sex.

Have you got your brown wings?

See G

7.

The act of performing oral sex on a dirty, unwiped anus.

Guy #1 "Is that shit on your face?"

Guy #2 "Yeah, I just earned my brown wings from that skank on the corner!"

See brown wings, asshole, butthole, buggery, oral sex, tossed salad, toss my salad, red wings, white wings


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