What is Browned?
1.
The term refers to an action taken on by a hotel guest or a party guest.
1. When a hotel guest leaves the room and takes everything with them: soap, towels, amenities, ice bucket, pillows - anything specifically not bolted down or too heavy for one person to carry. A hotel guest that is given food and beverage amenities and takes them all is a good example.
2. When a party guest is invited to someone's house and takes with them a miniscule party favor. Then they begin to eat five plates of food that other guests brought and they take a to go box with them when they leave the party.
Hotel General Manager: "Let's go check out that VIP room that we had all of those special amenities sent to."
Rooms Division Manager: " I already did, the dude Browned us. I thought Room Service already took out the amenity tray, but even the plates got Browned."
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2.
To beat your BITCH.
Chris just browned Robyn F while driving to the Grammys.
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3.
The act of shitting oneself and/or one's surroundings
"Golly Galoshers! I appear to have browned myself"
"Poppy, come quick, it would appear Char's browned the sofa again...."
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4.
1. to experience misfortune or to be treated unfairly; to be in a situation or scenario that is difficult to make successful progress. 2. past tense for describing the act of sexual intercourse.
1. "Dave was browned out of five dollars."; "I've lost my car keys, I am so browned."
2. "Dave browned the hell out of Sally last night.";
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5.
This is derived from the Chris Brown/Rihanna debacle, in which he was said to have beaten her up.
"You're going to get Browned if you don't give me the money"
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6.
the act of back-handing your woman, in order to put her in her place, back in the kitchen.
I browned that bitch Rihanna!
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7.
Southern California slang meaning loaded on heroin. "Brown" is slang for heroin. Browned is the state of being on heroin.
Man, I am BROWNED!
Let's get browned!
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