What is Brownie?
1.
A type of chocolate cake that usually has copious amounts of fudge included, making them richer and moister than ordinary cake.
A "special brownie" has no solid definition, but a hilarious connotation.
I like to eat brownies, they taste very good.
"Are those...Special brownies?"
"Yes. Yes they are. You want one?"
"Sure." *munches on it*
2.
A political appointee with no apparent qualification for his job except that he's a friend of a powerful politicain.
Former FEMA director Michael Brown. Nicked "Brownie" by George W. Bush.
Term was was coined by New York Times columnist Paul Krugman on Sep. 26, 2005
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3.
Scenester cookie-cutter girls, so named for their short brown or black hairdos and propensity for heavy eyeliner application. Never taller than 5'7", the typical brownie is usually around 5'4".
Other distinguishing characteristics include: bad DIY fashion, asymmetrical hair and shirts, 100-length cigarettes, misusing big words, being a hairstylist or shopgirl, and not being pretty when the makeup is washed off.
Brownies are most prevalent on the East Coast, but gravitate to urban centers and "scenes" such as L.A. and Chicago.
"He only dates brownies, I can never tell them apart."
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small toilet log that just wont flush away
i gave birth to a brownie earlier and now it wont stop staring at me.
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old definition = a simple box camera made by Kodak. Made of wood and leatherette in the 1920's and 1930's and plastic in the 1950's and 1960's.
Dad shot the family portrait with his brownie.
6.
Young urban female, who is sweet and non-threatening. Has short, choppy dark hair and trendy clothes. Petite, not fat, and no visible scars or deformities of any kind. Usually possesses an art degree. Has an obvious, slightly juvenile subculture taste in books, films, and music.
There's no point in picking up girls at the Postal Service concert tonight. Unless, of course, you're interested in dating another brownie.
7.
That brownie's haircut is too Gen X for my taste. Then again, it takes a while for trends to pass in Baltimore