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A small turtle, in which you can jizz in.
"Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!&q..
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An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Ho..
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A military term used for a female soldier who sleeps around a fair bit. Related to the inflatable or foam mats used in the field, she is..