What is Bruce Boner?
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A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.
Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
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Street term for xanax 2mg
"yo, i just popped 3 tonka toys and man am i fucked up bro"
See xanax, bars, anxiety, drugs..