What is Bruce Boner?
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A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.
Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
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To submerge ones testicles in ice water immediately before or during ejaculation.
The icey plunge is the best form of masturbation ever..
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Getting pregnant and then losing the baby or fetus due to miscarriage, stillbirth, or infant death. Also known as KuKd.
Monica LeMoine..