Bruce Boner

What is Bruce Boner?


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A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.

Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?

Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.

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