What is Bruce Boner?
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A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.
Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
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The act of ejaculating on your finger and swiping it under someone's nose.
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1. Someone who loves to play the video game Street Fighter using Zangief and is really well.
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