What is Bruce Boner?
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A bruce boner is an erection with such colossal force and magnitude that, like Bruce Banner when he becomes the Incredible Hulk, it rips straight through the owner's pants.
Zeus: Hey, why is there a huge whole in your pants?
Ares: I saw Aphrodite last night and popped a huge bruce boner.
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When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.
Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
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this is a term used to incorectly label people with ethnicity from europe (correct describer: caucasain) who have light color skin. ligh..
