What is Bruce?
1.
Bruce is slang for
The most credited reference is from a rap lyric in
"I'm comin '
Smoke big green, call it
Hey man, I'm about to go out back and talk to Bruce.
Anyone seen Bruce around?
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2.
Bruce is an awsome person. He is kind,loveing,and respectful. He knows how to let lose,however he should always be taken seriously.Bruce is deffently NOT your average joe,and a complete foil of most guys. Heres a shocker he actully cares about people other than himself! Bruce is kind and loveing to his family and friends, and will always have your back. Over all Bruce is a completly amazing person!
Girl1: This guy is sweet, caring, and attractive!
Girl2: wow! Let me guess his name is bruce right?
Girl1: yes! how did you know?
Girl2: cause only totally amazing people are named bruce.
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3.
He lives in your pants. He's very popular with ladies. He's two feet long. When he gets up you have to whack him off untill he throws up.
Bruce I know she's hot but not now wait until later.
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4.
(v). to be cool, sweet, or chill.
Bridget: I just drank an entire bottle of mustard.
Drew: Dude, you're so Bruce!
Sex Tiger: I kinda just want to hang out tonight and lay low.
Bethany: You're so not Bruce tonight.
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5.
Bruce is the downbringinest downbringer there ever was. Bruce is the Chuck Norris of buzzkills, so much so that he is referenced in pop culture songs.
Don't bring me down... Brrrruce (roll the rrrrr's in Bruce, of course)
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6.
Friend, homey, patna
What up Bruce, "Hey Bruce, what you up to"
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7.
To physically assault (often by punching) a child of 14 years or less who you are in charge of taking care of for the day at a summer camp.
Yo, I'm so pissed that Bobby won't listen to me today, I might just "bruce" him.
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