What is Bruce Lee Title Punch?
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Basically the same as Rocky Balboa Title Punch, but the provider can only eat corn smothered in chili garlic sauce (Sriracha is a good brand).
It is best when anti-laxatives (ie Immodium AD) are taken during the week's "training". Then on the championship day, take laxatives prior to the main event.
It was great. After I got Bruce Lee Title Punch'd, I had fiery shit all over me; it was all watery and stained everything. The smell really added to the experience and made me have an appetite for Chinese food for some reason.
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