What is Bruce Lee Title Punch?


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Basically the same as Rocky Balboa Title Punch, but the provider can only eat corn smothered in chili garlic sauce (Sriracha is a good brand).

It is best when anti-laxatives (ie Immodium AD) are taken during the week's "training". Then on the championship day, take laxatives prior to the main event.

It was great. After I got Bruce Lee Title Punch'd, I had fiery shit all over me; it was all watery and stained everything. The smell really added to the experience and made me have an appetite for Chinese food for some reason.

See cleveland steamer, rocky balboa, bruce lee, chili


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