What is Bruce Wetness?
1.
it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.
"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"
See
Random Words:
1.
A list of chores assigned by one's primary companion, sweetheart, and honey pot.
Nah, Dude. I can't. I got a honey do list lo..
1.
Australian slang for the state of Victoria, Australia. Generally used by citizens of NSW and Queensland in a mildly derogatory or joking..
