What is Brucebanger?
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This is the male genital organ in it's most disfigured state. it acheives this state through persistant daily anal sex over a period of at least 42 years.
The Brucebanger bears a striking resemblance to a large, flat mushroom, often reaching diameters of 20cm and lengths of around 3cm.
"I got picked by this guy last night but when I saw his Brucebanger I jumped out of the window."
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