What is Bruch?
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To bruch is to malt. Such malting is done only by humans, eventually leading to balding.
'Bruchnoph' refers to the bald people of society who have suffered from such an event as bruching.
Slightly contageous, though no cure has been discovered as of yet. It is recommended that victims wear hats.
"I've bruched on my brush with all this bruching, I'm going to become a bruchnoph!"
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The process of defecating (and urinating, for the ladies) where one must hover over the toilet seat because the seat itself is too foul ..
