What is B-rude?
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Originating in Cobham, England. An art perfected by the infamous B-Rude.
A sexual act occuring usually when the dominant male is upset with his bitch/ho, or just looking for some fun, slaps the female partner with the dick on the side of the face and then immediately follows by slaping the other side of the face with a handful of shit.
Kevin: Hey did you notice how Ben's mom smelt of shit today?
Mario: Yea, she was acting up, so i B-Ruded that Ho!
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