What is Bruin?


The official mascot of the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA), representing one of the most successful NCAA teams in the nation. A consistently large number of collegiate Bruin athletes represent the United States or their home countries at the Summer Olympics.

A famous Bruin was Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, six-time MVP in basketball.


A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.

Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.

It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.


A small, dickless bear.

"UCLA has bruins roaming around its campus. They are so tiny and dickless."

See ucla, bruin, dickless, losers


Angry or annoyed at someone.

'I'm bruin at you!' 'I'm bruin at Daniel!'

See bruin, angry, annoyed, noob, dance


a really big hockey player.

Did you see the bruin in the white helmet? He must be 6'6".

See hazy


1) An unemployed person

2) One who drive a Kia

3) Someone who stopped caring about football following 5 consecutive defeats versus USC.

4) Victim of intense and crippling inferiority complex relative to crosstown rival's academic and athletic successes

5) Receipient of welfare

Note alternate pronunciation: fUCLA

My maid is a bruin.


A person who decided to save money on college and get a worthless degree.

Your mom is a Bruin and that's why she washes balls for a living. (see Lewis Black standup)


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