What is Bruin?
1.
The official mascot of the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA), representing one of the most successful NCAA teams in the nation. A consistently large number of collegiate Bruin athletes represent the United States or their home countries at the Summer Olympics.
A famous Bruin was Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, six-time MVP in basketball.
2.
A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.
Not a rapist like the USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.
It's much more difficult to get into UCLA and become a Bruin than it is to get into SC and become a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.
3.
A small, dickless bear.
"UCLA has bruins roaming around its campus. They are so tiny and dickless."
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4.
Angry or annoyed at someone.
'I'm bruin at you!' 'I'm bruin at Daniel!'
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5.
a really big hockey player.
Did you see the bruin in the white helmet? He must be 6'6".
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6.
1) An unemployed person
2) One who drive a Kia
3) Someone who stopped caring about football following 5 consecutive defeats versus USC.
4) Victim of intense and crippling inferiority complex relative to crosstown rival's academic and athletic successes
5) Receipient of welfare
Note alternate pronunciation: fUCLA
My maid is a bruin.
7.
A person who decided to save money on college and get a worthless degree.
Your mom is a Bruin and that's why she washes balls for a living. (see Lewis Black standup)
