What is Bruiser?
1.
Someone who's tough and doesn't get taken down easily, someone who has a history of being in fights and winning.
That Tony was a bruiser, he'd get knocked down and bounce right back up, then he knock em down and they'd never stand up.
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2.
Someone who is masculine, handsome and loved by the ladies.
Female #1: That Danny sure is a Bruiser.
Female #2: He sure is. I'd love to chat with him.
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3.
someone who is rather large in bodily proportion. They would have little trouble in kicking some anus !
'That bluddy woman at the customs in Canada was a right bruiser, did u see the fucking size of her !!'
4.
A very unattractive woman. Often associated with large size or a prehistoric quality.
This nasty girl at the bar, I tell ya she was a real bruiser, went home with my roommate.
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5.
Just your typical Wrong Island Short person.
Bruiser is short and has never owned a
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6.
Someone who does an incredibly good job on something.
Did you meet the new guitarist for our band? He is a real bruiser!
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