What is Bruisy Vuitton?
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A cheap bruised up girl toting a real or fake Louis Vuitton. If it is real she looks like a hooker, if it is fake she is trying to hide the fact she actually is a hooker. They are often spotted during happy hour at high end restaurants and puking in the alley near all inclusive resorts throughout Mexico.
Oh no that Bruisy Vuitton broke the heel off of her stiletto when she was getting on the bus.
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