Brunch-napp

What is Brunch-napp?

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An involuntary post brunch activity usually caused by carpooling combined with poor driver choice. Specifically, after brunch, the driver refuses to return the other riders to their respective cars thereby kidnapping them and driving to another location. Typical secondary destinations include anyplace with current drink specials but may even include a visit to the driver’s Mom’s house. Both the ambiguity and dangerous nature of future destinations are the true threat of brunch-napping.

Side effects include a seeping of cash from the wallet followed hours later by an acute headache. Remedies are few but include mutiny and/or taxi services.

I was so ready for a nap, to sleep off this hangover, when I got brunch-napped.

See brunch, drinking, lunch, breakfast
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