What is Brunclespunk?
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Inbreeding term. Generally used as a pejorative against "chav" families that show a pronounced or characteristic genetic trait in their offspring.
You are the result of your mother and 'brunclespunk', because it can't be determined who your father is, other than it is either your older brother, or your mums brother!
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