What is Brunkle?
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Term used to describe a girl who will attend class without showering, doing her hair, or wearing makeup. Has the effect of withering boners for 100 yards in every direction.
Etymology - combination of the words "broke" and "uncle," because only someone's unemployed male relative can attain such a level of crippling slovenliness.
"There are so many brunkle bitches in my morning art history class it's not even worth going."
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Someone who appears unwashed and is generally offensive to all 5 senses.
"That girl is brunkle as hell"
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