Brushing Your Teeth

What is Brushing Your Teeth?


1.

A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.

The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.

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2.

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.

Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

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3.

an expression you tell a girl when you want her to suck your dick

im gonna brush yo teeth with my cock bizniatch! and i just ate sum G to da Bizzears!!!! FO SHO

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4.

A slang term for masturbating

It is normal for 12 year-olds to brush their teeth.


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