What is Brussels Sprouts?
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The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.
Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.
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