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Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.
That bitch told me ..
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When you neither send nor receive any work related email for an entire day.
Today was pretty slow, I had a no-emailer.
See no-hitter, ..
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A wrinkly old witch with enormous gnashers. This foul specimen is so physically repugnant that only a porky, boring security guard will ..