Brutonic Force

What is Brutonic Force?


1.

1. Applying far too much energy for the task at hand.

2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.

3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.

Jim: Why is there a screwdriver sticking through my watch?

Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.

Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)

Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.

See moron, dolt, lummox


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