Brutus

What is Brutus?


1.

Someone who is a Brutus is a very good friend who gives you the screw job. This is derived from Julius Caesar's best friend. His best friend Brutus was the last person to stab the dictator Julius Caesar's last words were "Et Tu, Brute?" which means "You too Brutus?"

Jane; Lets fool around my parents are out of town

John; I'll be right over

Harry; Hey John did you tell her you got a girlfriend?

Jane; Get out of here

John; Thanks a lot Brutus

See cock block, dickhead, asshole, bastard, prick

2.

A term used to describe a person who make it his objective to ruin any chance his friend has of pulling a girl that he likes!

I cant believe you brutused me.

Your such a brutus!!!

3.

Verb) To change partners on a friend in beer-pong.

When Brian stopped playing with me, and became Bopp's partner, he brutused me.

See beer pong, friend, table, caesar

4.

A good freind who betrays u in some way

being it with the ladies

or noobing u on Cod4

"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "

"i didnt see your name on it "

"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "

"i didnt see your name on it "

See snake, cunt, noob, cockmuncher

5.

n. a nickname, applied to a friend or companion in the moment that one hopes to intiate an action, or an activity, with said person; derived from the saying:"Let's do this, Brutus."

Hylas: "So . . . are you down to order this pizza, or what?"

Philonous: "Hell yes! Let's do this, Brutus."

Hylas: "Alright, but you have to pay at least half this time, you cheap bastard."

See nickname, friend, companion, doing stuff

6.

slang. Object having shape of erect penis. Used for sexual stimulation by men and women. Often the device is powered electronically to produce vibration to enhance sexual stimulation.

syn. Dildo, dong, phallus, vibrator, vibe, wood, pleasure stick, pocket rocket.

Alas poor Brutus, your batteries have run out.

See The Troll

7.

1. a bodyguard, a warrior that will preserve and protect her friend at all means neccesary, and i mean all means! Male douche bags should refrain from contact. (Please also see douche bag for reference)

We dont have to worry about random guys tonight; we have Brutus with us!

See best friend, warrior, companion, home girl


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