What is Bryan Catman?
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A stoner guy that sits on your couch eating Cheez-It's and sometimes you don't get what he's saying but it's cool, because he brings pot. Often tall and lanky, sleeps with all your friends. Comes with catch-phrases and catchy music.
"Did I tell you how Byan Catman and I met? I was sitting in a cafe and I offered this guy nacho's, and then we went back to his place, and he got so toasted he curled up on the ground, like a cat. Meowing and stuff."
"Fuck you pulled a Bryan Catman, no fish for you."
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The act of corking ones pork sword right before you cum causing it to build up and sneeze all the hot man milk in one giant triumphant e..
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The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.
Dick: Wow...
