What is Bryan Catman?
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A stoner guy that sits on your couch eating Cheez-It's and sometimes you don't get what he's saying but it's cool, because he brings pot. Often tall and lanky, sleeps with all your friends. Comes with catch-phrases and catchy music.
"Did I tell you how Byan Catman and I met? I was sitting in a cafe and I offered this guy nacho's, and then we went back to his place, and he got so toasted he curled up on the ground, like a cat. Meowing and stuff."
"Fuck you pulled a Bryan Catman, no fish for you."
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A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.
I told her "I fuck on t..
