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fear of the number 8, this IS a legit and very real phobia.
"I suffer from Octophobia."
"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"..
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When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack ..
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The act of removing a douchbag from ones life.
Sally: Brad blew me off again last night.
Susie: You just need to perform a douchectom..