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You wait until the girl is asleep, then get her legs apart, then quickly jam your penis into her ass. She'll wake up, and most like..
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Oh my fucking god what the fuck is this
man 1: omfgwtf is this
man 2: oh
man 1: dude your fucking my girl friend
man 2: can i finish..
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Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe
(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this i..