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When you have the feeling your day is going to be just like the day before, in a bad way.
Craig: Hey Len, how's it goin'?
Le..
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A happy man named tyler, he loves pancakes.
Jon: Hey tyler, whats up?
Tyler: POPTART
Jon: Excuse me?
Tyler: I IZ SO HAPPY, OM NOM NO..
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To ejaculate into a martini glass.
We made passionate love all night, then I drank his Jizz Martini
See jizz, cum, jixx, skeet, martin..