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When you swipe your hand between your nuts and your leg, and it smells like a cheesy burrito from Amigo's Restaurant.
Guy #1: What..
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The act of ripping heinous ass in the hallway adjacent to a row of cubicles and walking away as if nothing happened. The resulting stenc..
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a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth.
In my zombie plan, im going to Alaska because zombies have no body heat. They..
