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What *cough*Poncey*cough*, *cough*soft-arse*cough*, *cough*stuck-up*cough* Southerners call the better-looking Northeners.
Essex person..
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used when someone has just made no sense whatsoever or if they have just expressed their undying love for you.
fair skinned girl-"..
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when a girl quiff in your face and excess piss or cum flys at your face at a high volocity
last time i eat out that fuckin cunt she gav..