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When after being glomped so many times you start to suffer from cracked ribs, diziness and a vague longing for air.... O_O
Girl: *runs ..
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When a commuter is napping on the train or bus and their head bobs around with every bump and sharp turn or stop.
Everyone on the train..
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nachos served piping hot from the anus
Waiter: "your order sir?"
Hakko: "ill have the nacho anus please"
Waiter: ..