Buckfast

What is Buckfast?


1.

aka. Buckie, Tonic Wine.

A fortified wine invented by the monks of Buckfast Abbey in Devonshire, England. The main area of consumption however is concentrated in central and western Scotland.

Also known as 'Tonic Wine'. The word 'tonic', however, "does not imply health giving or medicinal properties. In fact, the high caffiene & mineral content generally gives the consumer an unparalleled ability to start fights (see example).

To the melody of - 'Never Fall in Love Again'

What do ye get when ye drink the wine?

A ten pound fine an'a year's probation,

A kick in the baws at the polisstation.

AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!

AWWWwwwww, never drink the wine again!

2.

the best alcoholic drink ever invented.a rich red,almost black wine, made by the wonderful benedictine monks.has many added chemicals such as sodium glycerophosphate and the ever more lovely vanillin. although known as "lurgan champagne", the truth of the matter is that Craigavon has the highest consumption of wine per person anywhere in the world.known the province over as "a 10 of wine", "buckie" , or most simply, "a bottle".

wee lad:"here mister go in to da offees and git us a bottle of buckfast, go on ahead."

me:"fuck aff wee lad ive been barred from here before for that"

See drink, wine, sick, lovely, great

3.

See also Lurgan Champagne

and Bucky

Goin' down the offie' for bottle of Bucky Jonto leek?

See OB

4.

It is old and it is beautiful and it's colour it is fine

It is not the sash I am on about it is buckfast tonic wine!!!!.

A bottle of wine and I feel fine here we go it's hammer time!!

buckfast what can i say its fantastic end of!

See buckfast, wine, benedictine, monks, fantastic

5.

'a bottle of fight the world'

'have a bottle of buckfast, and fight the world'

'ok'

'now kick his fukin head in!'

thwack thwack, nee naw nee naw

See booze, buckie, scotland, ambulance, police

6.

A drink tradionialy drunk by Weegie's see Ned. It is drunk in Glasgow by the Weegie community.

You mite also want to look up Dobber, Jamy and Kunt.

"Check at Dobber stan'n we his Buckfast."

"I man, he's a Jamy Kunt."

See wine, tonic, juice, fast, buckie

7.

An energy drink mixed with fortified wine, sold only in the most budget of newsagents. gets you another kind of drunk, like an animal.

I drank so much buckfast at Glastonbury this year, i think i killed a man with my bare hands and then shagged his girlfriend for 12 hours, but i can't remember.....

See wine, buckfast, glastonbury, cheap, alcohol


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