What is Buckled?
1.
adjective - To be incapacitated due to a variety of factors, most of which involve alcohol.
"Man, Alfonse is stumbling all over the place...he's really buckled."
2.
unattractive, homely, not your style
"no way, I think she's buckled!"
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3.
very unfourtunate looking.
Damn, that chick is buckled.
4.
buckled is when someone either looks like, or has actually been punched in the face with a great-big "tombstone" belt buckle--the kind that are typically worn by those on the Professional Bull Riding circuit.
"Ooohweee dat girl is buckled!"
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5.
to get drunk beyond all recognition of what gravity is there for
oh man, I got BUCKLED last night, 10 cans of cider!
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6.
To buckle is to fuck something up.
Jess buckled the hookah and knocked the coal on to the table, which then burst into flame.
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Buckled is along the same line as
Wow. That guy's face is buckled but at least he has a pretty nice body.