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When you have a big sore on the end of you cock.
Man one morning I woke up and the was a huge Zitgainonthetoffle on the head of my cock..
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A variation of the reverse cowgirl sexual position in which both parties don both buddy holly glasses and argyle sweater vests. Often i..
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A major fart.
Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?..