What is Bud Light?
1.
a cheap alcoholic bevarage good for getting drunk. So light you can't taste it after the first one. Very popular at parties!
John: Pass me a bud light!
Jill: How many you had?
Johm: Twelve, but drunk even not i'm!
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2.
One of the most popular party drinks if bud heavy is not available for consumption.
Bro 1: Hey (insert name) can you pass me a bud.
Bro 2: Dude all we have is bud light.
Bro 1: Alright then pass me two and it's all good.
BUD LIGHT + DOUBLE TIME = BUD HEAVY
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3.
Foamy water with a small amount of alcohol added. Anything you might taste while drinking is purely imaginary.
The unfortunate party guests ran out of real beer, and were forced to drink bud light the rest of night.
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4.
Pure Piss in a bottle. Popular at high school parties simply because its cheap and available in bulk. However, there is actually a good side to this alcohol-injected urine. They make some of the funniest damn commercials around.
John: *Grabs last bud light*
Sarah: Hey John, wanna get me a bud light?
John: Um....sure, one sec. *Chugs Bud light*
John: *Pisses in bottle*
Sarah: Thanks! Mmmmm...Crisp!
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5.
A buddy that is light headed. Usually refering to someone with a lack of education that is really close to the smarter one. May be a best friend with a low education next to a Yale Grad student.
My best friend is bud light. He goes to a dumb college instead of Yale, like me.
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6.
The extraordinarily 'soft,' lame and unchallenging alcholic beverage, supposedly once used to aid a female's tipsiness.
When driving home with loved ones, it is wise to drink Bud Light
7.
only pussys and the french drink bud light
Send that bud light shit back to france!
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