Buddha Surprise

What is Buddha Surprise?

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

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Pornoid

1. When one is scared ( paranoid ) that someone will catch him/her watching porn, having sex, or jerkin' it. Man i bet you were prett..

Zee-gads

1. lighthearted and humorous shock and or surprise ex: "When my friend farted loudly while we were at the library, I said-zee-gads!&..

W00tx0r

1. The most 1337 way to say w00t. <player A> W00t j00 been qwn3d! <player B> W00tx0r -eat my pinapple! <player A> WTF ..

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