Buddha Surprise

What is Buddha Surprise?

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

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