What is Budgie Masseuse?
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A person who engages in the professional molestation of budgies. Normally this is due to a physical mutation which has resulted in extremely small penis size, this forcing them to resort to sex with tiny birds.
Wow, you're hung like a budgie masseuse.
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A great Scottish munter who drinks diet coke after a night on the pish
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A scotsman who live in Dorchester
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