Budgie Masseuse

What is Budgie Masseuse?


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A person who engages in the professional molestation of budgies. Normally this is due to a physical mutation which has resulted in extremely small penis size, this forcing them to resort to sex with tiny birds.

Wow, you're hung like a budgie masseuse.

See budgie, bird, massage, molestation, sexual abuse


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