What is Budgie Masseuse?
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A person who engages in the professional molestation of budgies. Normally this is due to a physical mutation which has resulted in extremely small penis size, this forcing them to resort to sex with tiny birds.
Wow, you're hung like a budgie masseuse.
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The art of sticking your unfinished beer down your pants before you walk out of a bar.
While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my..