What is Budgie Masseuse?
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A person who engages in the professional molestation of budgies. Normally this is due to a physical mutation which has resulted in extremely small penis size, this forcing them to resort to sex with tiny birds.
Wow, you're hung like a budgie masseuse.
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The girl turns her head sideways and you shit in her ear. Then you cockslap her from the under side extremely hard, causing the shit to..