Budgie Under The Carpet

What is Budgie Under The Carpet?

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Used to describe the bulge of a mans crotch when penis is erect. See: trouser tent

Origin comes from the old joke of laying new carpet and then finding the budgie missing and a lump under the carpet.

Hey look! Neville's got a budgie under the carpet.

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