Buffalo Meltdown

What is Buffalo Meltdown?


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a sexual act: involves pouring buffalo--or hot--sauce into the vaginaor rectal cavityof your partner. you may then choose proceed in eating out the buffalo sauce, but it is suggested that one inserts their penis or a strap-ondildo into the sauce-filled vagina and, using the sauce as a lubricant, engages in coitus. ejaculatory matter can be added to the cunt-coction to simulate ranch dressing. post-coitus, both partners must engage in at least one half hour of crying (this is the meltdown portion of the act).

"do you want to go check out that new restaurant now?"--no, i'm still recovering from that buffalo meltdown :'(

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