What is Buffet?
1.
A large group of fat bitches (it is a well known fact that fat bitches always travel in packs).
Yo, that fat sloppy mess is separated from her buffet. Where the fuck are her friends?
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2.
A type of restaurant in which fat/obese Americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. Said by theorists to be a major contribution to America's obesity problem.
Indeed, one of life's unanswered questions, is how the hell can the American hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.
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3.
A slang term in which
Person 1: (farts)
Person 2: Get out of my house you buffet!
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4.
A place where depending on the type of buffet serves a vast amount of food. Usually this food falls under the same food category. There are some buffets that offer varieties of foods and not just one type. Usually those are the ones to go to. There are Chinese buffets, American buffets, Mexican buffets, and many more. Not all people at buffets are fat. I love buffets and I'm no where near fat.
Crappy buffets:Hometown, Golden Corral, cheap Chinese shit holes in my town that are pricey and give food poisoning.
Pricey buffets that are worth it: Sizzler's, Fiesta Buffet(Las Vegas), and usually the ones found in bigger cities.
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Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eatin' Together
Hometown Buffet sucks!
6.
A place where obese people lurk all around wobbling for food. However, if you're normal, you'd probably only go here for a special occasion.
Person 1: Yuck! I can't eat this! There are too many obese people around!
Person 2: Yeah, they live on buffets you know?
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a synonym for the word money, referring to Warren Buffett the 62 billion dollar powerhouse.
"Nah, I can't go to the club with yall tonight. I gotta go try to make this buffett so I can feed my kids man"
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