Buffing The Happy Lamp

What is Buffing The Happy Lamp?

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the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

See wank, tommy, spank the frank, tickling the pickle, choke the chicken

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