What is Buffing The Happy Lamp?


1.

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

See wank, tommy, spank the frank, tickling the pickle, choke the chicken


51

Random Words:

1. A sissy bitch that weights 350 and its 5'7....DJ ERHENN er henns a fag..
1. An uncanny ability to identify members of the tribe. Like gaydar but for Jews. You'd have to have great j-dar to know Paul Newman ..
1. a person who is hip, fresh, and always with the best piece of ass on the block. that guy must be a quigley........... See quigley, coo..