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Food particles and other small unknown particals which are between keys on the keyboard.
Person 1: OMG, is that a cornflake in your key..
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Wrapping your penis in chain mail armor and proceeding to have both vaginal and anal intercourse with a woman.
That whore'll never..
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To take a crap. End of story.
"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."..