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When a man masturbates lying on his back in bed, then, being to lazy to get out of bed and clean up, he pulls up the waistband of his bo..
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Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants sh..
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Leaving someone (or something) alone in a vulnerable position.
How could you abandon me at that party full of horny old men? I never pa..