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Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lip..
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The one true Prince of Penises. The Duke of Dicks. The Elite Erection. The Behemoth Boner. The King of Cocks. The absolute and all power..
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When the person next to you in bed farts on your first thing in the morning.
He gave me a morning hug right after the alarm went off. ..