Buicks?

What is Buicks??


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(1) Automobiles, found in America.

(2) Reading material, found in Scotland.

"Dae ye huv ony buick saboot Buicks?" Hamish asked the librarian.

"Naw, jist wan coapy uv Tap Gear by yon wankur Jeremy Clarkson," replied the erudite official, glancing up from the Urban Dictionarywebsite.

Glossary:

- Do you have any books about Buicks?

- No, just one copy of Top Gearby that wanker...

(YON means "yonder" or "that there"; although in certain circumstances it could perhaps have a connection with GOLDIE YAWN).

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